WAS IST DAS?!

momochanners:

captorappreciationblog:

brodoyouevenswift:

Okay, so I just found out that Archer has an unaired “original pilot” where they replaced Archer…with A FUCKING RAPTOR. The episode has the exact same plot as the first episode, but he’s a raptor. He doesn’t talk, he just makes raptor noises throughout the episode. It just might be singlehandedly best thing I’ve ever seen.

Edit: Since some of you reblogging this have mentioned finding it, you can see it here

ah, FUCK YES. i remember watching this with alex on the DVD we had and just

fuck, we DIED

OH MY GOD. THIS IS A REAL THING.

/dies from laughter

Dear god.
WHY HAVEN’T I SEEN THIS YET?!

questionablyhonoredyoungone:

So I heard that Google had a treasure map feature for April fools day, so I decided to try it out

Let’s go to Korea

This is Korea yes

Let’s go a little closer.

Let’s zoom in more on Seoul!

wait what’s that

is that

No

GOOGLE

GODDAMMIT GOOGLE

I LOVE STUFF AND THINGS.

vanspoor:

caloriqe:

i-l-l-u-m-i-n-e:

Glitter jars -

I was taught about glitter jars during my time as an inpatient. I learnt the magic of glitter during a self-soothe class as part of an emotional coping skills lesson.

There’s no science, no counting, no acceptance and no forceful methods involved in the alteration of your emotions during use of the glitter jar - just distraction.

Making a glitter jar is simple. You will need:

1 jar (with a lid of course!)

1/10 vegetable oil

9/10 water

glitter - lots of!

food colouring

anything else shiny

Add the water and vegetable oil together. Add a few drops of food colouring, all of the glitter and anything else shiny. Put the lid on (tight!) and shake it.

When you want to cut / binge / scream / cry, shake the glitter jar and watch until the glitter is settled. It’ll calm you and hopefully the emotion will pass.

Reblogging for my followers. I made one of these and it is honestly so calming to just watch it.

GAH! THEY PUT MY FRIEND JOHANNA IN A JAR! HOW COULD YOU?!