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thank god

*dumps entire bottle of foundation on face*

-eats lipstick-

I’m gonna start wearing makeup in my fucking sleep.

dear god, let it be enough

Did you know fedoras make you the worst person in the world ?

Did you know it’s a trilby and not a fedora?

Seriously, even the idiots that wear them don’t know.

Always reblog a trilby correction post.
Because actual fedoras are classy and dapper as fuck.

TRILBY≠FEDORA

Google it kids. Seriously.

(Source: anarcho-gallifreyan)

rosenview:

How to take your synthetic wig from gross to great!
This isn’t a new method at all, but instead my results using this tutorial.
While the before shot is pretty terrible photo quality to begin with, you can see the wig is basically a ratty, gross-looking mess.
Find a tank or bucket and empty a capful of fabric softener into it (more softener if your wig is longer).
Add enough water to submerge the wig, and make sure to flip it inside out before you put it in the water. Swish it around to make sure it’s saturated, and then let it soak for a few days. I left mine is for a little over two days, but I would suggest leaving it in closer for the five days the original tutorial suggests.
Lay the wig out on a towel to dry. I didn’t wash out the fabric softener, and when it was damp instead of dripping, I put it on a wig stand.
After it’s completely dry, brush through it with a wig brush, or at least a brush with wire teeth. Plastic teeth will create static and no one wants that.
If you need a wig brush, try checking out beauty stores. Failing that, you can usually find wire brushes at pet stores, and they work as well as any wig brush.
Spray lightly with dry shampoo or sprinkle with talcum powder. Brush your wig again after a few minutes to help disperse the powder and keep your wig from looking chalky. You may experience a small amount of shedding during the brushing process, but it shouldn’t be anything too severe.
And there you have it!
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rosenview:

How to take your synthetic wig from gross to great!
This isn’t a new method at all, but instead my results using this tutorial.
While the before shot is pretty terrible photo quality to begin with, you can see the wig is basically a ratty, gross-looking mess.
Find a tank or bucket and empty a capful of fabric softener into it (more softener if your wig is longer).
Add enough water to submerge the wig, and make sure to flip it inside out before you put it in the water. Swish it around to make sure it’s saturated, and then let it soak for a few days. I left mine is for a little over two days, but I would suggest leaving it in closer for the five days the original tutorial suggests.
Lay the wig out on a towel to dry. I didn’t wash out the fabric softener, and when it was damp instead of dripping, I put it on a wig stand.
After it’s completely dry, brush through it with a wig brush, or at least a brush with wire teeth. Plastic teeth will create static and no one wants that.
If you need a wig brush, try checking out beauty stores. Failing that, you can usually find wire brushes at pet stores, and they work as well as any wig brush.
Spray lightly with dry shampoo or sprinkle with talcum powder. Brush your wig again after a few minutes to help disperse the powder and keep your wig from looking chalky. You may experience a small amount of shedding during the brushing process, but it shouldn’t be anything too severe.
And there you have it!
Zoom Info
rosenview:

How to take your synthetic wig from gross to great!
This isn’t a new method at all, but instead my results using this tutorial.
While the before shot is pretty terrible photo quality to begin with, you can see the wig is basically a ratty, gross-looking mess.
Find a tank or bucket and empty a capful of fabric softener into it (more softener if your wig is longer).
Add enough water to submerge the wig, and make sure to flip it inside out before you put it in the water. Swish it around to make sure it’s saturated, and then let it soak for a few days. I left mine is for a little over two days, but I would suggest leaving it in closer for the five days the original tutorial suggests.
Lay the wig out on a towel to dry. I didn’t wash out the fabric softener, and when it was damp instead of dripping, I put it on a wig stand.
After it’s completely dry, brush through it with a wig brush, or at least a brush with wire teeth. Plastic teeth will create static and no one wants that.
If you need a wig brush, try checking out beauty stores. Failing that, you can usually find wire brushes at pet stores, and they work as well as any wig brush.
Spray lightly with dry shampoo or sprinkle with talcum powder. Brush your wig again after a few minutes to help disperse the powder and keep your wig from looking chalky. You may experience a small amount of shedding during the brushing process, but it shouldn’t be anything too severe.
And there you have it!
Zoom Info

rosenview:

How to take your synthetic wig from gross to great!

This isn’t a new method at all, but instead my results using this tutorial.

While the before shot is pretty terrible photo quality to begin with, you can see the wig is basically a ratty, gross-looking mess.

  • Find a tank or bucket and empty a capful of fabric softener into it (more softener if your wig is longer).
  • Add enough water to submerge the wig, and make sure to flip it inside out before you put it in the water. Swish it around to make sure it’s saturated, and then let it soak for a few days. I left mine is for a little over two days, but I would suggest leaving it in closer for the five days the original tutorial suggests.
  • Lay the wig out on a towel to dry. I didn’t wash out the fabric softener, and when it was damp instead of dripping, I put it on a wig stand.
  • After it’s completely dry, brush through it with a wig brush, or at least a brush with wire teeth. Plastic teeth will create static and no one wants that.
  • If you need a wig brush, try checking out beauty stores. Failing that, you can usually find wire brushes at pet stores, and they work as well as any wig brush.
  • Spray lightly with dry shampoo or sprinkle with talcum powder. Brush your wig again after a few minutes to help disperse the powder and keep your wig from looking chalky. You may experience a small amount of shedding during the brushing process, but it shouldn’t be anything too severe.

And there you have it!

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timemachineyeah:

 

I’ve said this before and I’ll point it out again - 

Menstruation is caused by change in hormonal levels to stop the creation of a uterine lining and encourage the body to flush the lining out. The body does this by lowering estrogen levels and raising testosterone. 

Or, to put it more plainly “That time of the month” is when female hormones most closely resemble male hormones. So if (cis) women aren’t suited to office at “That time of the month” then (cis) men are NEVER suited to office.

If you are a dude and don’t dig the ladies around you at their time of the month, just think! That is you all of the time. 

And, on a final note, post-menopausal (cis) women are the most hormonally stable of all human demographics. They have fewer hormonal fluctuations of anyone, meaning older women like Hilary Clinton and Elizabeth Warren would theoretically be among the least likely candidates to make an irrational decision due to hormonal fluctuations, and if we were basing our leadership decisions on hormone levels, then only women over fifty should ever be allowed to hold office. 

Reblogging hard for that last comment.

I WANTED TO SAY THIS BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE DID and I’m damn proud.

(Source: r-dart)

moodyrebelmage:

100 Days of Dragon Age

7/11:  Invent a DA themed food or drink.

When I saw this one on the list of prompts, I thought MY TIME HAS COME. I’ve actually been toying with the idea of starting a geeky recipe blog for a while. We came up with three Dragon Age drink recipes right out of the gate, but I’ll only post one today. I am working on food recipes, too. 
So, I will likely be posting more stuff like this! They’ll be tagged under “drinks of dragon age.” 
THE JOINING
Makes 2
6 strawberries
8oz cherry juice
2oz white rum
2oz pomegranate liqueur
(This drink could be made non-alcoholic by omitting the rum and replacing the pom liqueur with pom juice. Maybe a bit of Sprite for some razzle dazzle.)
* In a blender or food processor, puree the strawberries with the cherry juice. Add remaining ingredients, stir, and join us, brothers and sisters. Good luck!

Must try this! (* v *)
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moodyrebelmage:

100 Days of Dragon Age

7/11:  Invent a DA themed food or drink.

When I saw this one on the list of prompts, I thought MY TIME HAS COME. I’ve actually been toying with the idea of starting a geeky recipe blog for a while. We came up with three Dragon Age drink recipes right out of the gate, but I’ll only post one today. I am working on food recipes, too. 

So, I will likely be posting more stuff like this! They’ll be tagged under “drinks of dragon age.”

THE JOINING

Makes 2

6 strawberries

8oz cherry juice

2oz white rum

2oz pomegranate liqueur

(This drink could be made non-alcoholic by omitting the rum and replacing the pom liqueur with pom juice. Maybe a bit of Sprite for some razzle dazzle.)

* In a blender or food processor, puree the strawberries with the cherry juice. Add remaining ingredients, stir, and join us, brothers and sisters. Good luck!

Must try this! (* v *)

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